Without a Traceroute

I’ve been generally trying not to just comment on news stories like every other blogger on the planet. And by this point, I’m pretty much used to reading stupid, sensationalist stories about hacking/hackers in the mainstream media, so those barely even register. I should also be accustomed to the fact that Fox News is going to hate on everything Obama does for the next 4-8 years.

However, I was totally unprepared to encounter these two immutable principles of journalistic incompetence exemplified together in a single article, like some horrible Orthrus of fail.

Twice the facepalm for twice the fail.