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August 15th, 2008 · Netherlands, Photos, Travel

This week is “Uit” (Out) week, which is basically an introduction week for new students. Pomona readers, it’s sort of parallel to OA. They actually have 3 separate introductions for new students. This week, Uit, is like an introduction to the city of Utrecht. There’s lots of parties and street fairs (one was blasting old-school Will Smith) and such. Next week, they can pledge to these student organizations that are sort of like frat/sororities, except co-ed, much larger, and several hundred years old. The week after that, there’s an academic orientation with people from their department (in Europe, you come into university with a major already chosen) to get them ready for classes. Apparently by doing the academic orientation last, kids are frequently so sick of introduction-things that they blow off half of those events.

Anyway, there were tons of goings-on related to Uit week, as you can see from the photos. What isn’t quite clear from the pictures is the degree to which Uit takes over the city. This stuff is spread out all over the city center, not just in one square or on one street. There was a ferris wheel–interesting historical note/plug for Chicago, the very first ferris wheel was invented for the 1893 Columbian Exhibition in Chicago. It only cost one euro, so I rode it with a girl from Latvia who is visiting here. One of the student organizations had a camel they were letting people ride, so that was fun. The camel surprised me by not smelling awful at all. Also, it’s hard to tell from the photos but its front hump leaned to the left a lot. For some reason I assumed camel humps would be basically symmetric.

I got in touch via email with a woman who’s similarly studying technology activists, though in a much more formal way, as a Ph.D. candidate at the European University Institute. Her website was/is here, but it seems to be dead from a database glitch right now. I also made an appointment to meet with one of the main guys from PUSCII.

In de Neude square, I talked to some people from the international students group here, and they were very friendly and welcoming. They invited me to come by their office and see what kind of events they have planned, and to their weekly Tuesday night meet-and-greet, and also to a large party they were throwing that night.

I went to dinner at this pancake place with a Dutch mapmaking student from couchsurfing. Looking at the menu, they had both sweet and savory types of pancakes, so I sort of assumed that “pancake” actually meant “crepé”, and I ordered the ham and cheese one. They actually were real (but thin) pancakes, and the ham and and cheese was sort of baked into it. They did intend for you to eat it with powdered sugar and syrup, so it was kind of a mix of sweet and savory.

Later that night, I went to the International Party along with the Latvian girl, and it was pretty cool. It was free to get in, the place was really busy and beers were only €1.20, yet somehow there wasn’t a line. I attribute this to the fact that there were at least a half-dozen other enormous parties occuring simultaneously at other venues. I talked to a math major girl, and we may have set a new world record for ‘nerdiest conversation ever had in a night club’ by discussing linear algebra.

All in all, it was a pretty awesome day.

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Recent Developments

August 15th, 2008 · Bikes, Free software, Netherlands, Travel

I bought another bike yesterday. This one cost me €50, plus €10 for a clamp-style lock for the rear wheel (I’m going to get a second, even heftier lock soon). It’s somewhat worse than the bike that was stolen, and it rattles a lot. My hope is that I will be able to sell it at the end of my time in the Netherlands for most of the purchase price.

You can see the lock on the wheel

You can see the lock on the wheel

I also met with one of the guys from PUSCII. He seemed like a very interesting, intelligent guy, but also very intense. He apparently spent 10 days in jail for chaining himself to railroad tracks along with other protestors to block the movement of trains carrying equipment for the war in Iraq. The charges were eventually dropped in response to bad press. He’s a true old-school computer guy, he even has a Commodore 64. He seemed to feel like the hacktivism scene in Europe was getting stale from a peak in the late 90s with the tech bubble. PUSCII at this point doesn’t have much of a physical presence, and he said it’s been hard attracting volunteers. He did give me some tips on other groups that might be more active (including a couple in nearby Amsterdam). So I’ll probably try to check that out.

The PUSCII sign

The PUSCII sign

For dinner I cooked up this thing that’s sort of a Turkish equivalent of the frozen burrito. It was actually fairly tasty with vegetables and spices and stuff (I cooked it in the oven instead of the microwave, which usually helps). But what was really bizarre is that actually printed(?) onto the wrapper/tortilla part of it is the word “Mmm”. You can see it in the photo below. When I first saw it, I thought I was imagining it, or that I’d somehow failed to remove all the plastic covering. But no, it’s actually printed on there with food coloring or something. As a general rule, I try to avoid readable food, with special exemptions for alphabet soup/cereal.

"Mmm"

"Mmm"

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Happy Birthday, Debian!

August 17th, 2008 · Free software, Linux

Yesterday, August 16th, was the 15-year anniversary of the first release of the Debian Linux distribution. This makes Debian, along with Slackware, one of the oldest Linux distros still being actively developed.

The name Debian is a portmanteau of project-founder Ian Murdock’s name with his then-girlfriend’s (now ex-wife’s) name, Debra. The lesson: don’t use girlfriends’ names for tattoos or software projects. Debian is famous for taking the concept of free software incredibly seriously. They even re-branded the Firefox browser as “Iceweasel”, because the name “Firefox” and attendant logos are trademarked by the Mozilla Corporation and the Debian project felt the terms of their use were incompatible with their policies on free software.

Debian is important for historical reasons, but also because it serves a base for numerous other popular distributions such as Ubuntu, Xandros (which is the default OS on the popular eee PC) and KNOPPIX.

While there are many people who do run Debian as their primary OS, I’ve always thought that it was in this aspect that Debian truly excelled–as a large pool of stable software for other distro developers to draw upon. The Debian project is nothing if not ambitious: it includes over 18,000 software packages and supports eleven different hardware architectures, most of which you’ve probably never heard of. You can run Debian on everything from the ARM chip which likely powers your cell phone, to giant IBM mainframes (your desktop computer is most likely an x86 architecture).

But trying to do so much inevitably leads to shortcomings. Debian has been famously plagued by slow release cycles, almost 3 years passed between woody and sarge (all Debian releases are named for Toy Story characters). As a desktop OS, Debian lacks the polish of desktop-focused distros like Ubuntu or SuSE. Debian has been accused of lacking focus, with resulting conflict and controversy between different developer communities.

But for the most part, Debian does a fantastic job of providing quality code, and it’s even more to the developers’ credit since they labor in relative obscurity on a massive workhorse project, not on the latest flashy project at the top of the DistroWatch list. And hey, any distribution that comes with its own manifesto is alright by me (I’ve always wanted to write a manifesto!).

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When humor doesn’t translate

August 17th, 2008 · Netherlands, Travel

For reasons that are beyond me, the Dutch find this comedy sketch absolutely hysterical. I mean, it’s sort of funny, I guess. I’ve seen this comedian Dunham before, and I even have friends who really enjoy his act. Humor is naturally a subjective thing, and far be it from me to criticize your taste in ventriloquist prop-comics. What’s really weird to me is that the Dutch don’t seem to be big Jeff Dunham fans in general, it’s something about this particular character that they find really uproarious.

I was at a birthday party last night, and somebody asked me, “So do you know ‘Achmed the dead terrorist’?” and when I confessed that I was only familiar with Achmed from the TV commercials advertising his ringtone (we’ll get to those), they turned off the music, loaded up youtube and watched the entire 10-minute Achmed bit. I found it kind of funny on the first viewing; the Dutch kids LOVED it on what was surely a repeat viewing for most, if not all, of them.

The worst part is the catchphrase, “SILENCE! I kill you!” which was “heh”-worthy exactly once, but which Dunham repeats about a half-dozen times in the span of a ten-minute set until it’s like nails on a chalkboard.

Now, lest you think I am overgeneralizing from a small, Achmed-loving sample, I need to tell you that I first became aware of the existence of Achmed from a series of TV commercials inviting viewers to download his catchphrase as a (video?) ringtone for their phone. These commercials air seemingly continuously on Dutch TV, and are probably the most annoying adverts since the Jamba/Jamster “Crazy Frog” mysteriously became wildly popular. For added measure, the commercial impressively works in the catchphrase twice in the space of a 15 second spot.

However, Achmed is also a star of the Dutch intarwebs. When browsing with a Dutch ISP, at least every third site you visit will bring you face to face with a banner ad like this one:

If you want to be annoyed, the ads point here.

Why any sane human being would consent to having the Achmed catchphrase repeated endlessly as the ringtone on their mobile phone is beyond me. Evidently, it’s popular enough in the Netherlands that it’s worth not just creating such a ringtone, but spending a lot of money to promote it as a “gratis” (free) download, which presumably ropes the unfortunate downloader into direct marketing or some sort of paid subscription.

Suffice it to say, I don’t get it. The Achmed bit is kind of funny once, and perhaps interesting as a mildly racist cultural relic of the early 21th century, but nothing more than that. Anyone else want to take a crack at this? Tell me why the Achmed bit is really funny? Or why you love Jeff Dunham? Or psychoanalyze an entire nation, why do the Dutch love Achmed so much?

UPDATE: Less than 24 hours after I made this post, I noticed in my server log that I got a hit from somebody searching for “download achmed videoringtone” on google.nl and finding my page. Wow.

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Rain, rain go away

August 18th, 2008 · Netherlands, Photos, Travel

Blah, it’s cold and rainy right now and looks as if it will remain that way for some time at least. I didn’t feel like riding my bike 6 km (from the place where I was staying to the city center) in the rain with a huge backpack on, so I took the bus into town with my stuff, left it in a locker at the train/bus station and then took the bus back out to get my bike. Riding back in the rain still wasn’t fun, but I have a raincoat that Tonie gave me which covers me + my day pack fairly decently.

I had planned on hitting up the Utrecht University Museum today, but all the museums in town are closed on Mondays. Luckily, the Utrecht Public Library is open, and totally awesome. They have free wifi, lots of computers and books, newspapers from all over the world, and even a great little coffee bar. I wish all libraries were this sweet. My plan is to hide out here until the weather improves a bit.

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