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December 11th, 2008 · Austria, Hacker culture, Photos, Tech-art

There were a lot of robots at Roboexotica, and I didn’t have a chance to get good photos of all of them, or the alcohol tolerance to sample all of their creations, but here’s some more.

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords!

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords!

This is RoboVox, a giant statue of a robot standing outside the gallery where Roboexotica is being held. I saw a talk by his creator, and he admitted that RoboVox is “more of a monument than a robot,” but it’s still pretty impressive and imposing. The “vox” part comes in because there’s a special phone number you can send a text message to, and the robot’s eyes and mouth will light up and it will read your text out in a booming, synthesized robot-voice. If anyone wants to mess with random Austrian passersby, RoboVox will be up at least until this Sunday, and you can send a text to: (0043)68110679782. Watch out though, international texts can be pricey. Oh, and I’ve already made it say “All your base are belong to us!” [Read more →]

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I’m internet-famous!

December 11th, 2008 · Austria, Shameless link-bait, Tech-art, Technology

It’s like regular fame, only without any of the wealth, recognition, or offers of sex that usually accompany it.

So Roboexotica was featured on BoingBoing Gadgets, the recently-launched BoingBoing spinoff which is kind of exactly like Gizmodo, Engadget, Gadgetizer, GadgetVenue, Wired GadgetLab, TheGadgetBlog, and Ubergizmo. Clearly, the world was crying out for a new gadget blog.

Anyway, the photo they chose for the story features none other than yours truly, driving Chassis! His creators were very kind in letting me drive their expensive, awesome robot. He’s fairly simple to control, with a two-joystick tank-tread-style control scheme. But the joysticks are analog, and his motors are actually pretty powerful. It’s easy to push too far and send Chassis careening across the room. Also, one joystick is a bit more sensitive than the other (“He has a limp,” they tell me) so you have to learn to correct for that if you want him to go straight at all. There are also buttons on the remote that make him blink, wink, dispense beer, or rotate the little metal fan on his head.

They also let me try the headset and take a turn doing the voice for Chassis, frightening small children when the robot talked to them (I was nice!) and amusing drunk adults.

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Roboexotica Wrap-up 1

December 17th, 2008 · Austria, Photos, Tech-art

Ok, a few more robots for you, and then I’ll post a bit about some of the other stuff that went on at Roboexotica.

Gina the Vodcow

Gina the Vodcow

This one was kind of basic. You “milk” the cow’s udders in order to get vodka. Then, if you want ice, you have to reach into the anus (they have special gloves) and there’s an ice tray in there. Juvenile? Yes. Funny? Definitely.
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Roboexotica Wrap-up 2

December 18th, 2008 · Austria, Hacker culture, Photos

Aside from the main robot exhibition in the museumquartier, there were also several seminar-style discussions on different topics related to robots and technology.

There were three different panel discussions:

  1. Smartass reloaded? AI and the Future Role of Cybernetics
  2. Rest in Pieces? Cyberpunks, Cyborgs and the Complexities of Discourses
  3. The Policy of the Artificial: Strategies, Tendencies and Perspectives

The discussions were pretty interesting. However the participants in each panel were randomly assigned, not by area of expertise, so the conversations had a tendency to drift off topic. The second panel, in particular devolved into a love-fest for Twitter. One girl even said, “You’re no one if you’re not on twitter,” which was apparently intended to be a clever song reference, but just came off sounding pretentious since nobody knew the song. At this, I chortled audibly, and Johannes dragged me up to the front (“Who’s laughing back there?”) to discuss my distaste for Twitter.

This I did, reluctantly at first, but with gradually increasing vehemence. I believe I said, and still believe, that Twitter takes the worst elements of blogging and exaggerates them. It promotes self-absorbed navel-gazing, instantaneous, knee-jerk posting-without-thinking and obsession with irrelevant minutia. The one-hundred-and-forty character post limit virtually assures an absence of serious reflection. I’m not saying people who use Twitter are necessarily shallow people, but it is a tool that promotes shallow thinking.

In any case, I give the Twitter-loving audience credit for not immediately burning me at the stake. My aversion to Twitter did become my most well-known personality trait for the rest of the festival, though. Sample Tweet: “Roboexotica panel: finished. Having dinner with @melochka and the guy who hates twitter”
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Road Wearier

December 19th, 2008 · Books, Poland, Technology, Travel

I’ve been traveling for just under five months now, and I think it’s starting to get to me. Some combination of being on the road for so long, being away for the holidays, and the fact that it gets dark at about 4 pm (!) here makes me feel very tired and sluggish. Maybe I have SAD.  If I’d timed this trip better, I could’ve had two summers, one in the northern hemisphere and one in the southern. Instead, I get like two half-summers and twice the autumns.

It’s not homesickness, exactly, because I don’t really miss just being home, although there are a few people I’d really like to see. I’m having a great time. I think I’d just like stay someplace for a while. In a day or two I’m going to Frankfurt to spend Christmas with some family there, and after that I’m going back to Berlin for 25C3, which should be amazing. I like Berlin, and I might try to settle there for a few weeks at least. We’ll see.

I’ve been spending a lot of time lazing about and reading. I’m most of the way through Steve Wozniak’s (the co-founder of Apple computers) autobiography, the trendily-titled iWoz. It’s a good read, and Wozniak is truly an impressive hardware hacker and old-school geek of the highest order.

His original idea for the Apple was to create a powerful, but accessible, low-cost computer that hobbyists and ordinary individuals could use—as opposed to the $10,000 machines that preceded it. It’s almost sad, considering the direction that the Steve Jobs-dominated Apple has gone in recent years: producing overpriced computers-as-art-objects.

One of the first projects Jobs and Wozniak worked on together was the Atari game Breakout.  Wozniak stayed up for four days straight killing himself to meet a deadline. Jobs split with Wozniak the $700 wage he’d been paid for the project, but kept secret an extra $5,000 bonus he’d received from Atari for the pair’s efficient use of components. In his book, Wozniak claims not to be bitter about this, but it does  say something about the character of one, Steve Jobs.

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